I'm hilarious... look at the gem I found!

hrm.

i guess i just get these overwhelming i miss boyfriend moments. what you suppose i shall do about them?

let's see.

i could write them all down.

flush them down the toilet.

throw them in the fire.

but since it's freakin hot out and theres no need for me to burn my family alive yet i guess i could heat them up in the microwave.

i could eat them. them meaning the moments not my family.

or put peanut butter on them and have ernie eat them and watch. meaning my family.

i could type them.

and then have the pleasure of deleting it. the moments i mean.

i could write them down on paper

and turn them into paper planes

but then genia will bitch about trees or something...

then again i could go carve them on a tree.

and laugh at genia's bitching.

i could talk to the kitty.

pet her and tell her the stories.

i could paint on the canvas

and then paint it black

but then i'd be emo

and i guess i don't really have that much black paint.

uh or a canvas.

i could uh sing.

but that would be uh gay

and i'm pretty sure you don't like recitatives.

hmm talk about awkward.

i could shout out my missing moments... but then again that's just as bad as eating right before you go to bed. Both to horrid things to the vocal chords. Go figure.

i could go smoke.

hah.

like you didn't see that one coming.

like i have any anyway.

i could go run and with each step think of each word so i will run the moments out of my head...

but who the fuck likes exercising?

well i mean i like the feeling i have afterward but not the actual process of quitting being a mouse potatoe and putting on shoes... ick.

too much work.

i could go make another shirt.

but i wouldn't have enough letters.

i could go write poetry.

but no inspiration. def motivation. everything sounds the same. why bother if it's all the same.

i guess i could go sleep.

hehhhhh.

turn them into dreams.

damnation.

screw this.

no no no

better yet screw you.

of course just kidding. anyway i hope this made you laugh more than it being bothersome. talk to you later.